“Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“Some sample lyrics I think I catch: "My engine races up to seventh gear; wrap your legs around my engine, dear . . .… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel, where the… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“Just try it,” he murmurs, reaching over to cover my hand gently. And I think, Whoa, that’s never happened before! Then: Is he just… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.” — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews.… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“What is this?" I ask, trying to sound brave and flip, and I'm sure, merely coming off as too loud and annoying. "Strip grocery… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“If I've got a Dad, and his name is Wormwood Rot, and he's in some heavy metal rock band called Grave Dirt . .… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR ELSE. Why… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“I look at her and ask, flat out, "What's up?" Girl talk, of course, for, Back off my man, biotch.” — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“He's reading a book called Great Warlocks of the 18th Century, and to get this ball rolling before Dean Devlin shows up and rains… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago,… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen, three dozen… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
