Time Quote by Harlan Coben

“They were new money, without a doubt: so new it shrieked. Their clothes looked as it they'd covered themselves in glue, then rolled around…

— Margaret Atwood

“Well, somehow I felt if I sent Sally a donation, she would open the envelope herself and squeeze the cash into the hip pocket…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?”

— Jen McLaughlin

“He took from his coat pocket a handful of wadded-up cash, as if children had paid him directly with their sweaty clutches of dollar…

— Timothy Schaffert

“She tucked a five-dollar bill into my dress strap—like I was a stripper!”

— Dia Reeves

“His first question shows how well he knows me: TheRoommate: "Did you take any money out of her purse?”

— Tucker Max

“What, not coins in the bank? Does your purse hang as flaccid as a gelding's scrotum?”

— Neal Stephenson

“The bank man had been standing quietly by our picnic table, waiting to lock up the house. Around his waist he wore a live…

— C.E. Medford

The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of…

— Steven Wright

“I remember you organized the big laundry party and all of our friends took their dirty clothes to the laundromat and drank wine out…

— Emblem Editions

“I waved back and pocketed the money with a guilty conscience. As I turned and headed for the cafe, it struck me a teenage…

— Tracey Lee Campbell

“When I came in this morning, I'd had a plan. I was going to walk in there, throw that receipt in his pretty little…

— Christina Lauren