Drivers Quote by Tim Vine

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,…

— Rima Fakih

I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a…

— John Slattery

I'd never had people drive me around, and then all of a sudden, if a car didn't come, I'd say, "Where's my car?"

— Patti Smith

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

— Tommy Cooper

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus…

— Mitch Hedberg

I remember being at Greenblatt's on Sunset, and some guy just walked straight up to me, and he had some bling on and whatever,…

— Yvonne Strahovski

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that…

— Tim Vine

I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this…

— Alison Brie

They say Dont' drink and drive . Well .... Yesterday I was drinking a Juice box While riding my Tricycle . Yeah . Im a Badass !!!

— Green Monk

Driving Benzes with no benefits, not bad huh, for some immigrants

— Jay-Z

I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a…

— Steven Wright

“What are you doing with a Maserati?" "Driving it," Andrew said, like it should be obvious, and got in the driver's seat.”

— Nora Sakavic