Velcro Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “Velcro: what a rip-off.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Velcro
Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along. — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Its no secret we're close like sweaty velcro, like latex fur and feathers stuck together — Type O Negative Copy Share Image
I came along the decade after the generation where a lot of heels were still getting stabbed, so I was always looking for it.… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners. — John Scarne Copy Share Image
Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I love leg locks and heel hooks and kneebars. They're complex and hard to avoid. — Frank Mir Copy Share Image
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in.… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Neither books nor people have Velcro Sides -- there must be a bonding agent -- someone who attaches child to book. — Jim Trelease Copy Share Image
You’re like Marilyn Monroe,’ Ken tells me, which I take as a compliment and say a nervous “Thank You”. Interrupting, he adds, ‘You’re all… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
Even if you were to fall into extreme financial hardship and file for bankruptcy, you need to understand that your student loan debt will… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. It was the beginning of a new era. The visual… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes. — Ashley Rickards Copy Share Image
I know in the spy movies it always looks really cool when the operative goes from a maid's uniform to a slinky, sexy, ballgown… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
