Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Neither books nor people have Velcro Sides -- there must be a bonding agent -- someone who attaches child to book. — Jim Trelease Copy Share Image
You’re like Marilyn Monroe,’ Ken tells me, which I take as a compliment and say a nervous “Thank You”. Interrupting, he adds,… — Emma Forrest Copy Share Image
Even if you were to fall into extreme financial hardship and file for bankruptcy, you need to understand that your student loan… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. It was the beginning of a new era.… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes. — Ashley Rickards Copy Share Image
I know in the spy movies it always looks really cool when the operative goes from a maid's uniform to a slinky,… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You heard about, through word of mouth, Big Bird is out, he's in the house. He's turnin' up, with Snuffleup, They're really… — Black Thought Copy Share Image
I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When you don't fit in, you become superhuman. You can feel everyone else's eyes on you, stuck like Velcro. You can hear… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
