Beard Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beard Faces Good way Susceptible Velcro Way Your face
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
That's the fantastic thing about having a beard. You don't have to do anything about it. I have a special wax that I use… — Kristofer Hivju Copy Share Image
The original purpose of the beards was to help with the wind when it's blowing in your face. When you're out there in the… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally. — Jason Mantzoukas Copy Share Image
My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice… — Rosario Dawson Copy Share Image
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I believe you've got to utilize what god gave you, so if you have facial hair, there are ways to look good while sporting… — Jose Bautista Copy Share Image
The beard is a statement to say that you can achieve anything, no matter who you are or how you look. — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach… — Justin Hawkins Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
If I can play, and change the mind of one person about being a Muslim player and having a beard, then I'll feel as… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt;… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
If I had to choose between the two ways of approaching the deity, I should prefer the existential relational way, to the abstract philosophical way. I think it is truer, or in any case, less misleading, to say that God is an old Jew with a white beard whom I love, than to say that God is the ground of… — Frank Moore Cross Copy Share
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
As regards the quietude of the sage, he is not quiet because quietness is said to be good. He is quiet because the multitude of things cannot disturb his quietude. When water is still, one's beard and eyelashes are reflected in it. A skilled carpenter uses it in a level to obtain a measurement. If still water is so clear,… — Zhuangzi Copy Share
I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
