Beard Quote by Jason Mantzoukas

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“Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally.”

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I like antagonizing the audience, poking at them.

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At a certain point, I had to be like, 'I will not do any more auditions with a Middle Eastern accent.'

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I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a…

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A good comedy with a purpose behind it is exhilarating.

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I was in band that played mostly covers for a while, and the bands that we would cover were, like, the alternative rock bands…

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There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class…

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When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always impersonating and mimicking people.…

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It's always nice when people discover I'm a normal person and not, because of my appearance, a half-crazed lunatic who may stab them with…

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I've numerous times heard mothers in stores tell their children not to go near me.

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“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

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