I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.' — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I wish anytime I went into a nice restaurant and asked for a table, they said, 'Well I'm sure you don't want… — Jennifer Grey Copy Share Image
I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that… — Mahesh Shroff Copy Share Image