Quote by Alexander McCall Smith

“Root shook his head. “Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil,” he said with his mouth full. “I refuse to associate them with my cooking.”

— Shay Lynam

“Don't think of onions!”

— Lee Edward Fodi

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those…

— Tim Vine

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

“(Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant about their spiced cabbage pickles.) Appearance-wise”

— Yoon Ha Lee

“Harriet: How do you practice being an onion?”

— Louise Fitzhugh

“She didn’t trust people who didn’t like garlic, especially big fried pieces.”

— Maria Semple

“If we were all responsible for the misdeeds of the governments that represent us, thought Isabel, then the moral burden would be just too…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“I don't like raw tomatoes. And I thought I'd skip the onions so I could make out with the sexiest man alive after lunch…

— Olivia Cunning

“I was supposed to be making some soup," said Rincewind. He waved the onions vaguely. It was probably not the most heroic or purposeful…

— Terry Pratchett

“Breanne is a sweet girl but she is simple. She would find the layers of an onion confusing.”

— Tracey Ward