Dad Said Quote by Miriam Toews

“Root shook his head. “Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil,” he said with his mouth full. “I refuse to associate them with my cooking.”

— Shay Lynam

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“You should have tried the eggplant parmesan she tried to hoist on me at the church bake sale. No wonder her children turned to…

— Kathy Hepinstall

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Look at the woebegone walk of him. Eaten a bad egg. Poached eyes on ghost.”

— James Joyce

“don't put all your eggs in one bastard”

— Meredith Schorr

“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”

— Dorothy Parker

“Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.”

— Cassandra Clare

“You always had an eye for the fellow with a decent helping of sausage and hard-boiled eggs.”

— Gregory Maguire

“Janie. . .” I glanced toward the door of our bedroom, having not heard Quinn come home. His glare moved between me and my…

— Penny Reid