Quote by J.C. Lillis Download Open image ““Dude, can I have your pickle?”” — J.C. Lillis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle." "You want one?" Her eyebrows perked… — Kristin Miller Copy Share Image
“Brrrrrr. Like a lady had handed me a pickle jar that I simply couldn't open, and I wasn't a man anymore.” — Tommy Walker Copy Share Image
“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Janie. . .” I glanced toward the door of our bedroom, having not heard Quinn come home. His glare moved between me and my… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Oh, you're a picky sort, huh?" He laughed. "That takes balls, being choosy at a time like this.” — Domashita Romero Copy Share Image
“I can finish that off and get you something better,” he offered. “You’d eat my leftovers?...” I felt like such a prima donna. “You’re… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“I want a Snuggle Sandwich—hold the pickle. Make it a combo and upsize it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“No one seemed to think it was odd that a Dumpster-diving urban pig farmer was in their midst. In fact, I came to learn… — Novella Carpenter Copy Share Image
“Oh, don't you smile at me with that milky grin, you lucky shit. There's no need to rub in it. I know where that… — Linda Kage Copy Share Image
“I want to make a sweater out of this week and wrap myself up in it until it falls apart.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“There’s something about his face when he smiles, like he’s a stained-glass window with sun beaming through.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“It’s fandom, Bran. Getting butthurt over nothing is practically a sacrament.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Pretentious." "So? I love pretentious people!" "Why?" "They try so hard to be interesting, you don't have to do any work.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Because here’s the thing. We can do a lot in thirty-five days.” He sat on the bed and pulled her down next to him.… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Honestly, I don’t think people ever get un-screwed-up. I think it’s just, how well can you pretend to be someone else, and how long.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“You can stop waiting, you know,' she says. 'For what?' 'For God to strike you down.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I step up on the little wooden bridge that arches over the huge clear koi pond in the lobby. The blue and gray tiles… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I mean, if no one knows for sure what God's like, then why don't you just believe the people who think he's all rainbows… — j.c. lillis Copy Share Image
“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I am one man with a laptop. When I give the world my characters, it's because I don't want to keep them for myself.… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image