Cucumbers Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.

— Irena Chalmers

I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

— Mitch Hedberg

Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.

— Nicki Minaj

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

— Jeff Goldblum

Coming from New York, I know that if you go by a delicatessen, and you put a sweet cucumber in the vinegar barrel, the…

— Philip Zimbardo

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like an overwhelming feeling I can't even explain. It's just weird.

— Snooki

I drink almost a bottle of pickle juice every day, man, and it keeps me going great.

— Vinnie Paul

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.

— Mark Lawrenson

Pickles are the best. End of story.

— Sharon

Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on and ay,…

— Marcus Aurelius

Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

— Brian Posehn

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

— Brian Posehn