Humor Quote by Nicki Minaj Download Open image ““But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.”” — Nicki Minaj ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational Music Right now
“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“More than a food, the pickle was a kind of drug for tenement children, who were still too young for whiskey.” — Jane Ziegelman Copy Share Image
“He dropped back into the couch cushions, stroking the condensation dripping off his glass. "You're in a pickle." "You want one?" Her eyebrows perked… — Kristin Miller Copy Share Image
“I actually wanted a drink, besides feeling that I had to have a drink.” — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If I could, I would bottle your laugh and drink it so that the feeling you give me would forever live inside.” — Andrea Michelle Copy Share Image
“Alcoholism is...an incurable disease. You will have it for life. Just like you can't turn a pickle back into a cucumber.” — Hideo Azuma Copy Share Image
“I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for and yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
This one goes out to all my critics: don't you feel stupid? Look how I did it. Look how it came to pass when… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I eat these rap bitches, no fork, no spoon. I'm Nicki, I'm finicky, I'm picky. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I'm a role model now. I didn't know I was gonna have 13-year-old fans, so I've tried to change a few things here and… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Boy You Got My Heart Beat Running Away, Its Beating Like A Drum And Its Comming Your Way — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
And free my Lil Weezy and lets just get right. Young Money Cash Money in the building, lets go the world ends tonights. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I feel like people always wanna define me and I don’t wanna be defined. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
