Blaize Clement

“I pulled the dress out of the bag and held it in front of me. Ella sat up straighter and squinted her…

— Blaize Clement

“Now I take care of animals. I go to their homes while their owners are away and feed them and groom them…

— Blaize Clement

“When you're young, you're more prone to overlook friends' faults and forgive their weaknesses because you know you're all still cooking and…

— Blaize Clement

August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.

— Blaize Clement

My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That…

— Blaize Clement

I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food,

— Blaize Clement

Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.

— Blaize Clement

I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It…

— Blaize Clement

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in…

— Blaize Clement

Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.

— Blaize Clement

“Now here's the thing about being a little off-center; you're never sure if you're a bona fide loon or if you have…

— Blaize Clement

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon…

— Blaize Clement

They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.

— Blaize Clement

“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can…

— Blaize Clement