Arseholes Quote by Neil Gaiman Download Open image “Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.” — Neil Gaiman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arseholes God Insult Mouths Perfectly good Ruined Teeth
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Woe is me, for I am ruined! Because I am a man of unclean lips, And I live among a people of unclean lips;… — Isaiah Copy Share Image
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This Great God, Like a mammy bending over her baby, Kneeled down in the dust Toiling over a lump of clay Till He shaped… — James Weldon Johnson Copy Share Image
God is a mean-spirited, pugnacious bully bent on revenge against His children for failing to live up to his impossible standards. — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
“A warm flow of pain was gradually replacing the ice and wood of the anaesthetic in his thawing, still half-dead, abominably martyred mouth. After… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“People talk about books that write themselves, and it's a lie. Books don't write themselves. It takes thought and research and a backache and… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
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“[T]hey could not help being amused every time another little human believed itself the center of its world, as each of us does.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You need more than a beginning if you're going to start a book. If all you have is a beginning, then once you've written… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You can tell the date of an old science fiction novel by every word on the page. Nothing dates harder and faster and more… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“They were spells, spelled with words to make worlds, waiting for me, in the pages of books.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Finish what you're writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
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The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to look back… — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
For 15 years I was a complete arsehole to a dozen people. I said I would try and make it right with those people,… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
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