Dentist Quote by Margery Allingham

Both sexes allow men dentists inside our mouths, but, well, have you ever let a man who is a dental hygienist inside your mouth?…

— Warren Farrell

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be,

— Joshua Ferris

Dentists seem to me very orderly, businesslike people who appear to become somewhat bored with the routine of their work after a period of…

— Paul Theroux

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

— Johnny Carson

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry…

— Mallory Ortberg

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

— Phil Gramm

Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

No man should live longer than his teeth.

— Anonymous

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

— Anna Deavere Smith

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a toothbrush. And I do. In fact, 9 out…

— Jarod Kintz

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

— Demetri Martin