Dentist Quote by Johnny Carson

Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the…

— Johnny Carson

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.

— Henry Boyd

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'

— Anonymous

Dentistry was an ego trip, and acting is a personal need. Usually it's the reverse, and I honestly don't think I had the talent…

— Larry Wilcox

Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist…

— Daniel Webster

You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth… Your every past…

— Anonymous

My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should…

— Tiffany Haddish

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

— Augusten Burroughs

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

— Johnny Depp

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…

— Bill Cosby

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…

— Woody Allen