Aversion Quote by Mallory Ortberg

There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll…

— Margery Allingham

Both sexes allow men dentists inside our mouths, but, well, have you ever let a man who is a dental hygienist inside your mouth?…

— Warren Farrell

You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.

— Anonymous

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

— Demetri Martin

My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature.

— Pat Robertson

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay…

— Craig Ferguson

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by…

— Bertrand Russell

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a toothbrush. And I do. In fact, 9 out…

— Jarod Kintz

It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.

— Karrueche Tran

“American men like their women to have these special teeth... ”

— Oliver Reed

“The teeth of the smile evidenced a clinical depressive’s classic inattention to oral hygiene.”

— david foster wallace

People are uncomfortable with sexuality that’s not for male consumption.

— Erykah Badu