Semen Quote by Miriam Stoppard

“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the female body…

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it

— Oscar Wilde

“one teaspoon of ground cumin may be about the equivalent of a baby aspirin.”

— Michael Greger

No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child.

— Shirley Williams

“We waste those eggs like crazy, of course, flushing them out every month in days of bleeding, but then most sperm are wholly useless…

— Siri Hustvedt

Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions.

— Nikhil Saluja

“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”

— Jarod Kintz

The industrial use of semen will revolutionize society

— John Balance

“Loeser's favourite book in Blimk's shop, where he spent most of his afternoons, was still Dames! And how to Lay them. He referred to…

— Ned Beauman

Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm

— Amit Verma

Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.

— Emile M. Cioran

“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting…

— Emma Chase