Funny Quote by Green Monk

Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best blowjobs I've had have been from prostitutes.

— Chester Brown

To be honest with you, I don't like blowjobs... I fucking love them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

— Julia Child

Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells…

— Mitchell Sakundiak

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”

— Nenia Campbell

Nothing beats a blowjob :D

— Nathaniel Aveyro

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS womens lips... . . . . That's the best & probably the only way…

— Sadie

“You swallow that Blowjob like a good girl.”

— L.A. Casey

Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs too.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions.

— Nikhil Saluja