Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up.

— Green Monk

To be honest with you, I don't like blowjobs... I fucking love them.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best blowjobs I've had have been from prostitutes.

— Chester Brown

Nothing beats a blowjob :D

— Nathaniel Aveyro

Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.

— Norm MacDonald

Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells…

— Mitchell Sakundiak

Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit!

— Green Monk

“You swallow that Blowjob like a good girl.”

— L.A. Casey

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

— Julia Child

In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82%…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Ladies: not swallowing a mans semen during a blowjob is a violation of our sperms and conditions.

— Nikhil Saluja

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”

— Nenia Campbell