Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““See men run. Semen swim.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If men could fit water into their pockets, the ocean would be empty.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.” — Warren E. Buffett Copy Share Image
“didn’t see any men running about, birthing the world’s population then going on to make supper and tend to the house. Most of them… — Kerri Maniscalco Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
