Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.”

— Amy Kinzer

“Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Run like the river.”

— Suzanne Collins

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“If men could fit water into their pockets, the ocean would be empty.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“First you jump in, then you swim.”

— Jeanne Voelker

“You never know who's swimming naked until the tide goes out.”

— Warren Buffett

“It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.”

— Warren E. Buffett

“didn’t see any men running about, birthing the world’s population then going on to make supper and tend to the house. Most of them…

— Kerri Maniscalco