Giving birth Quote by Jim Rose

“oh Lord have mercy, that can’t be right. Monkey diapers? Monkey diapers? You got a monkey wearing diapers you went to the wrong delivery…

— Joe Ide

“...Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No hair either.…

— Anonymous

“Shit...I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to…

— Kimberly Lauren

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

“Are you sure you don’t have a crazy hairy grandmother in your family?”

— Vivi Anna

“When my grandmother touches my hair in my sleep, I feel like a lost child. There is never enough of her to comfort me.”

— Elizabeth Rosner

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

“Monkeys can rip your face off.”

— Jennifer Neves

“...next to people who raise monkeys as their children, nothing is creepier to me than being 100 percent happy all the time.”

— Jeffery Self

“I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters to pull…

— Jim Gaffigan

“It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.”

— Voltaire

“one day, you turn around, and your baby is a man. One day, you look in the mirror, and see gray hair. One day,…

— Jodi Picoult