Children Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“the next time he points out the hair on your legs is growing back remind that boy your body is not his home he…

— Rupi Kaur

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning…

— Jackie Cooper

I discovered two very important facts that day; Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the…

— Bill Engvall

“Judging by how much time you spend staring at my legs, you know I’m all woman my friend.”

— Amy Gregory

You didn't have to tell a girl with no legs that she, you know, I knew I was different. I was missing half of…

— Jessica Long

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn’t have a foursome, but I…

— Jarod Kintz

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still…

— Janet Evanovich

“Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my…

— Benson Bruno

Some People are like leg hair for men, it's bothering you, However, you can not remove it.

— Ahmed Al Sawi

The stinkiest hair products have got to be any sort of perm, and Nair. In fact, they smell remarkably similar. Do you think that…

— Anita Renfroe

I wish the fire burned my leg hair off

— Anonymous

I really started getting my body ready when I was a freshman in high school. I had just been skating so much, and just…

— Ryan Sheckler

“Oh, I burned it with my straightener.” “You burned your leg with your straightener? How long is your leg hair?”

— Cora Carmack

“If a man has too much arm and leg hair, he is not a man, just merely an ape.”

— Young-Joon Choi

I make my guitar scream with pain or pleasure or sensuality. It makes people move their feet and shake their bodies. That's what music…

— Dick Dale