“Judging by how much time you spend staring at my legs, you know I’m all woman my friend.” — Amy Gregory Copy Share Image
You didn't have to tell a girl with no legs that she, you know, I knew I was different. I was missing… — Jessica Long Copy Share Image
“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn’t have a foursome,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I used to wonder why I had hair on my legs, but now I know it's for my toddler sons and daughters… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
