Selfishness is a bad habit. Thats why I always rationally think through my decisions to act without regard for others. — Benson Bruno Bad habit Copy Share Image
“The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but… — Benson Bruno Lump Copy Share Image
“Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting… — Benson Bruno Borders Copy Share Image
When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if youve been fortunate in life, he will probably share… — Benson Bruno Friend Copy Share Image
Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head. — Benson Bruno Funny Copy Share Image
People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life. — Benson Bruno America and americans Copy Share Image
“What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just… — Benson Bruno Fool Copy Share Image
“I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed, I simply… — Benson Bruno Change Copy Share Image
“Do you remember our first kiss? I do. Not a day goes by I don’t think of the feel of that bicuspid… — Benson Bruno First kiss Copy Share Image
“Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but… — Benson Bruno Feminism Copy Share Image
“Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six small meals a… — Benson Bruno Food Copy Share Image
“That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets within that foliage. You… — Benson Bruno Flower Copy Share Image
“Just this past summer, I took online courses in introductory logic and law through civilization. Often the weight of history, with its… — Benson Bruno History Copy Share Image
“If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So… — Benson Bruno Laws Copy Share Image
“Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.” — Benson Bruno Penguins Copy Share Image
“While we’re at it, why don’t we add a third emotion to this list: lust. You are probably unaware that Linnaeus lumped… — Benson Bruno Linnaeus Copy Share Image
“When a lack of white blood cells exposes the horizon of being, one has to make a choice. To cloister yourself away… — Benson Bruno Marriage Copy Share Image
“A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly… — Benson Bruno Hygiene Copy Share Image
“Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence… — Benson Bruno Leg hair Copy Share Image
“I don’t have any regrets,” a famous movie actor said in an interview I recently witnessed. “I’d live everything over exactly the… — Benson Bruno Actor Copy Share Image
