First kiss Quote by Benson Bruno

“I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed, I simply accept. It…

— Benson Bruno

“Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six small meals a day than…

— Benson Bruno

Selfishness is a bad habit. Thats why I always rationally think through my decisions to act without regard for others.

— Benson Bruno

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

— Benson Bruno

“That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets within that foliage. You might want…

— Benson Bruno

“What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be…

— Benson Bruno

“Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.…

— Benson Bruno

“Just this past summer, I took online courses in introductory logic and law through civilization. Often the weight of history, with its facts heaped…

— Benson Bruno

Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head.

— Benson Bruno

“The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks…

— Benson Bruno

“Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes…

— Benson Bruno

When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if youve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion.

— Benson Bruno