“I don’t have any regrets,” a famous movie actor said in an interview I recently witnessed. “I’d live everything over exactly the same way.” “That’s really pathetic,” the talk show host said. “Are you seeking help?” “Yeah. My shrink says… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“I don’t dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can’t remember having needed, I simply accept. It… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six small meals a day than three large ones, he restricted himself: jellied for breakfast, glazed for brunch, cream-filled for lunch, frosting for linner, chocolate for dinner, and powdered sugar for 2 a.m. supermarket stakeout. Because linner coincided with the daily crime… — Benson Bruno Copy Share
Selfishness is a bad habit. Thats why I always rationally think through my decisions to act without regard for others. — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life. — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets within that foliage. You might want to separate the branches in different rooms and apply some elementary game theory.” “Question a plant?” “Trees have a will too, just like people. We have to know it’s purpose. Read Schopenhauer.” “Schopenwho?” “He was the… — Benson Bruno Copy Share
“What do you take me for? That fool Socrates, who upheld the law at the cost of his own death – just to be… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“Dear sirs, The cold war isn’t over. When national borders fail, the epidermis is the last line of defense. We are counting on you.… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“Just this past summer, I took online courses in introductory logic and law through civilization. Often the weight of history, with its facts heaped upon facts requiring complex chains of inference to sort through – I mean complex for someone with the soft brain of a tomato merchant; for me the premises are obvious and the conclusions dire and inescapable… — Benson Bruno Copy Share
Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head. — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“Do you remember our first kiss? I do. Not a day goes by I don’t think of the feel of that bicuspid against my… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes… — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
