Humor Quote by Barbara Elsborg

“I had no idea how we were going to figure this out. but women had been having babies since the beginning of time without…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Wanna go to bed and play doctors?” Chuckling, she punched his arm. “No, I don’t.” “Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?” Again,…

— Suzanne Wright

“It's always funny until someone loses a testicle.”

— Bob N. Boguslavski

“You've been through my stuff. I bent over and let one of you stick the world's longest finger up my ass. If a prostate…

— Stephen King

“The network employs thousands of humans. Surely one of them must be a ...woman...female...I don't know what you call them...vagina doctor." Melanie laughed. "Vagina…

— Dianne Duvall

“I was born with a dick, and not experiencing child birth first hand is a perk of owning said dick.”

— K.M. Golland

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson

“Pregnant? But that's impossible. My patient's a man!”

— Sara Trimble

“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.”

— Diana DeRicci

“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”

— Lexi Blake

“I have had too much experience of life to believe in the infallibility of doctors. Some of them are clever men and some of…

— Agatha Christie

“Well it seems the cause of some of my problems happens to have a penis. Well, two actually." "Oh sweet Mary! You're dating a…

— M Leighton