Cell phone Quote by Rainbow Rowell

“If you have something to hide, I’m your worst nightmare. I’m a living, breathing, and walking lie detector. I can smell you down to…

— Ashley Jeffery

“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.”

— Comic Strip Mama

“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera,…

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Yeah, weirdly, our cell doesn't have laundry facilities. So I figured I'll wash undies at one time and outerwear at another, anyways keeping some…

— Kresley Cole

“I felt bad about dirtying their comforter with my nasty clothes, but who knew what might happen later. If something else bizarre went down…

— Mike Mullin

“I'm not that girl who randomly meets a guy one night and has her life change. I wear cords and flannel shirts. I don't…

— Rachel Cohn

Cell phones have changed us from a nation of self-reliant pioneer types into a bunch of men standing alone in supermarkets saying, ‘Okay, I’m…

— John Gierach

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when…

— Jarod Kintz

“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for breakfast. We’re…

— Gini Koch

“Now there’s something you don’t see everyday. Gah, I hope there’s no human roaming around with a video recorder or cell phone. Be a…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“It doesn't matter for crap that you've got three years of sobriety or that you finally look good in a two-piece bathing suit or…

— Chuck Palahniuk