Act Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana Download Open image ““Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Act Acting Actor Actors Actress Actresses Affect Aphorism Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Bollywood Dick Dicks Drama Dramas Erect Erection Fake Feign Film Films Funny Hilarious Hollywood Humor Humorous Humour Joke Jokes Movie Movies Penis Penises Perform Performance Performer Performers Play Plays Porn Porn star Porn-stars Porno Pornography Pretend Put on Quotations Quotes Satire Sex Sexual intercourse Simulate Theater Theaters Theatre Theatres
“But man is still today, at the age of twenty-five, at the mercy of an erection, physically too, from time to time, it's the… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.” — Tara Altebrando Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, I wrote a book. People seemed to dig it, so I wrote another and one after that. That’s when Hollywood… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir. Bless you.” — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“Some situations recognize me as a good actor though I want to be true to everyone!” — Nelson Jack Copy Share Image
“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.” — Rachel Robinson Copy Share Image
“If it were possible to raise the penis by means of a simple command, then sexual excitement would have no place in the world.” — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“I cannot do anything fake; that is why even when I sleep with a prostitute, she falls in love with me.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“I haven't had any action since the late seventies, so don't make me jealous. I don't think my heart can handle an erection.” — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I once told someone I could act. They totally bought it. I've been getting away with it ever since. — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“I take my actions because of my passion not because of compulsion.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
People take years learning how to act; it's a skill, not just a job. If I tried it out and thought I'd be OK,… — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
Self-discipline is an act of cultivation. It require you to connect today's actions to tomorrow's results. There's a season for sowing a season for… — Gary Ryan Blair Copy Share Image
“Don’t turn your face away. Once you’ve seen, you can no longer act like you don’t know. Open your eyes to the truth. It’s… — Vashti Quiroz-Vega Copy Share Image
I always advise people not to act upon the advice that I give them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
On 'Workaholics,' I feel like I'm just hanging out with my buddies being filmed, but on 'Mindy,' I'm around professional funny people who act.… — Anders Holm Copy Share Image
