Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises. — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises. — No Strings Attached (Movie Copy Share Image
“There was said to be measuring of penises at the Orchid, but was it true and if so what did that mean?” — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
I don't write very much about penises. More than some poets but not perhaps as much as I should. — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Or maybe you know how two-hundred Post-it notes with pictures of penises drawn on them were glued to every inch of my… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world. — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
“I can't learn everything in a few months, Charles. Magic came first. Stupid hierarchy of egotistical penises had to take a backseat."… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So … penises, right? I mean … just wow, so many penises. What would a girl even do with that many penises… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I grew up watching my father make plates that featured penises as centerpieces. Pink, proud, and stiff, encircled by cerulean Greek key,… — Royal Young Copy Share Image
“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.” — Rosanna Leo Copy Share Image
Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded. — John Lydon Copy Share Image
If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules,… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Three men at McAlester State Penitentiary had larger penises than Lamar Pye, but all were black and therefore, by Lamar's own figuring,… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
“ Breast feeding is a good thing. I promise you that's not what made you gay. " " I know that, men… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
“The power of the man, with a mind shut down. The strength of the super human. The survival of the species. The… — Deborah Ainslie Copy Share Image
“I will not surrender my profession simply because men throughout history have been unduly enamored of their penises!" - Dr. Christine Putnam” — Jordan L. Hawk Copy Share Image
Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here. — No Strings Attached (Movie Copy Share Image
“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“There were times, many, many times, when she just didn't get him. She'd heard on numerous occasions that men were bad, wicked… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“As I write this, I live in a household with a husband, three sons, a male dog, and a male cat. I… — Kristin van Ogtrop Copy Share Image
One of the great things about female nudity is that at least they have the comfort of knowing that men have all… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“What do you do?” “I make custom penises.” Casey tapped the palm of his hand, beaming Paladin the address of a server… — Annalee Newitz Copy Share Image
“Kevin doesn't just wake up with that spiky bedhead look, Pudge. He works for it. He loves that hair. They leave their… — John Green Copy Share Image
Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want… — Bobby Slayton Copy Share Image
“I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you… — Cameron Dane Copy Share Image
“College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing about space rockets, even though, if… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless enemies, finds his tongue cleaving… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
