Asks Quote by Tommy Cooper

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles…

— Henny Youngman

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know…

— Tommy Cooper

“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed. "You know…

— Barbara Elsborg

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.

— Patience Jr Kibabatoko

A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But…

— Frank Carson

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize…

— Jokes4all

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a…

— Buffy Andrews

“Guy walks into the doctor’s office,” the clownish fool retorts, “says, ‘Doc, I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ ‘So,’ his doctor says, ‘stay…

— Jean Hegland

“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I…

— James Goss

“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on:…

— Ken Follett

“Oh, doctor. I think I’m sick I need some penis-cilin.” I fake cough again into my hand.”

— S.K. Logsdon