Asks Quote by Tommy Cooper

“Guy walks into the doctor’s office,” the clownish fool retorts, “says, ‘Doc, I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ ‘So,’ his doctor says, ‘stay…

— Jean Hegland

“The fatal combination of indulgence without feeling disgusts me. Strange to be both greedy and dead. For myself, I prefer to hold my desires…

— Jeanette Winterson

“How many crumpets, at a sittin', do you think 'ud kill me off at once?" says the patient. "I don't know," says the doctor.…

— Charles Dickens

“Mom" I say "Oh honey" she says "The doctor wants to see you to make sure you don't have the same thing that killed…

— Holly Black

A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor…

— Frank Carson

“Todd says that the doctor "was rather horrified because we passed a German who had had his head shot off, but his arms and…

— Stephen E. Ambrose (Author

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman

“What you’ve got to understand, son,” says the doctor, “is it’s all the fault of the alien space bats.”

— Cory Doctorow

A lot of times you'll go into a doctor's office and want a kind, non-clinical approach from the physician. Doesn't usually happen.

— Lucy DeVito

Being prepared helps you feel more confident at the doctor's office. Think about what you want to ask and write those questions down.

— Andie MacDowell

I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was genuinely thinking…

— Jane Espenson

Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office.

— Julia Roberts