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Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a…

— Henny Youngman

A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can…

— Frank Carson

“Todd says that the doctor "was rather horrified because we passed a German who had had his head shot off, but his arms and…

— Stephen E. Ambrose (Author

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five…

— Tommy Cooper

“How many crumpets, at a sittin', do you think 'ud kill me off at once?" says the patient. "I don't know," says the doctor.…

— Charles Dickens

“Mom" I say "Oh honey" she says "The doctor wants to see you to make sure you don't have the same thing that killed…

— Holly Black

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

— Henny Youngman

“What you’ve got to understand, son,” says the doctor, “is it’s all the fault of the alien space bats.”

— Cory Doctorow

“The fatal combination of indulgence without feeling disgusts me. Strange to be both greedy and dead. For myself, I prefer to hold my desires…

— Jeanette Winterson

“Shifting from a superior/inferior paradigm to a strength-in-difference paradigm was kind of a good news/bad news situation. On the downside, I had to admit…

— Debby Irving

The good news may be that Nature is phasing out the white man, but the bad news is that's who She thinks we all…

— Alice Walker

The good news is that economists are intelligent, engaging and often charming folks. The bad news is their work is often of little use…

— Barry Ritholtz

I seem to thrive by destroying the last thing I did, in a kind of cartoon Nietzsche way. Emerson says in "Experience" something like…

— Dan Chiasson

In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else.

— James Surowiecki

“I remember a man, a very lonely man, coming up to me at the end of a reading and looking into my face and…

— Marie Howe