Edges Quote by Frank Carson Download Open image “My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.” — Frank Carson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Edges Files Funny Humor Ifs Mates Pieces Use
“It is ten per cent how you draw, and ninety per cent what you draw.” — Andrew Loomis Copy Share Image
Take care of the halfpence and pence, and the shillings and pounds will take care of themselves. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
“by removing the 10p band on non-savings income’. Here, what looked like a simplification of the tax system was in fact the abolition of… — David Craig Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword were lead to think. But how much power doth thy pen hold when she hasnt any Ink. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I think my gap adds character. A while ago, on the street, a guy yelled, 'You could stick a gold through your front teeth!'… — Georgia May Jagger Copy Share Image
The pen is a formidable weapon, but a man can kill himself with it a great deal more easily than he can other people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He that pays for work before it's done, has but a pennyworth for two pence. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours."… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror." — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I think the next 50 years are going to present the human race with challenges that so far exceed the limitations of geopolitical boundaries… — Zachary Quinto Copy Share Image
The old men of the village of Mahotière say that the Mistress of the Water is a mulatto woman. At midnight she comes out… — Jacques Roumain Copy Share Image
If you're having a bad day already and everybody is just asking you petty questions, it drives people to the edge, or something really… — Jess Weixler Copy Share Image
What's the difference between obsolete and cutting edge? Obsolete works. — Nicholas Negroponte Copy Share Image
I've been in real estate for a long time and I always try to stay on the edge. I'm really excited about the partnership… — MC Hammer Copy Share Image
To be a champion long-distance runner you have to run on the edge of death. — Toshihiko Seko Copy Share Image
I had rather be a Kitten, and cry mew, Than one of these same Meeter Ballad-mongers: I had rather heare a Brazen Candlestick turn'd,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Early on a difficult climb, especially a solo climb, you’re hyper-aware of the abyss pulling at your back, constantly feeling its call, its immense… — Jon Krakauer Copy Share Image
They [scientists of centuries past] call on God only from the lonely and precarious edge of incomprehension. Where they feel certain about their explanations,… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
You'd chosen to be an upright biped on the surface of a small planet of a minor sun on the edge of a minor… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image