Gun Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gun Mightier Sword Pen Mightier Pens Shoot Shoot Pen Sword Sword Shoot
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with. — Marty Feldman Copy Share Image
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword… unless you are percy jackson and they are the same thing — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. — Douglas MacArthur Copy Share Image
Whoever Said Pen Is Mightier Than Sword Has Never Encountered Automatic Weapons — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run away fast.” — Roger Eschbacher Copy Share Image
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue is mightier than them both put together. — Marcus Garvey Copy Share Image
“The pen is truly mightier than the sword. Unless you're holding a pen and the other guy's holding a sword.” — Dave Besseling Copy Share Image
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When you reach that competing point, when you reach that time when the gun is about to go off, everyone's level is pretty much… — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare,… — Tom DeLay Copy Share Image
If Jovan Belcher didn't possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
I'm OK with guns in schools, if it's a security, trained security personnel. But every teacher having a gun, I don't know if I… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In France they spend six months training policemen, then they give them a gun and put them on the streets, and I don't know… — Mathieu Kassovitz Copy Share Image
In Bosnia, little children shot in the head by a guy who thinks it's okay to aim his gun at a child. — Christiane Amanpour Copy Share Image
Gun control laws don't work. What is worse, they act perversely. While legitimate users of firearms encounter intense regulation, scrutiny and bureaucratic control, illicit… — Daniel D. Polsby Copy Share Image
Can you understand why the Congress, most states and most cities refuse to pass legislation requiring the registration and licensing of any and all… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Only a coward will use a gun to protect and get respect for themselves. — Emmanuel Jal Copy Share Image
