President Quotes by Stephen Colbert

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

— Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

— Stephen Colbert

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

— Stephen Colbert

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of…

— Stephen Colbert

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998…

— Stephen Colbert

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.

— Stephen Colbert

Winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that…

— Stephen Colbert

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the…

— Stephen Colbert

In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second…

— Stephen Colbert

Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still…

— Stephen Colbert

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate…

— Stephen Colbert

President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's…

— Stephen Colbert

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for…

— Stephen Colbert

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President…

— Stephen Colbert

We are divided between those who think with their heads and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Miers. If you…

— Stephen Colbert

TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican…

— Stephen Colbert

Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…

— Stephen Colbert

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. People love the president because he's certain of his choices as a…

— Stephen Colbert

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the…

— Stephen Colbert