Believe Quote by Stephen Colbert

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type…

— Stephen Colbert

I can confirm, although I am not certain, that we have very good reason to believe that tomorrow is Monday.

— Joseph Ole Lenku

“What’s wrong with Tuesdays?” Trent asks. “Everything. Monday’s always Monday, but at least it’s the start of something new. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday’s…

— Steven Rowley

“Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

After Monday's and Tuesday's, even the end of the week says

— Anonymous

When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.

— John Wyndham

There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.

— Anton Chekhov

What we do on Sunday absolutely doesn't matter unless it meets us on Monday. Changes us on Monday. Transforms us on Monday.

— Judah Smith

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”

— Jarod Kintz

Wednesday is hump day which makes Thursday 'I wonder if he'll call' day.

— Anonymous

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.

— Anonymous

Mondays are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

— Anonymous