America Quotes by Stephen Colbert

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

— Stephen Colbert

You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".

— Stephen Colbert

We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a…

— Stephen Colbert

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

— Stephen Colbert

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.

— Stephen Colbert

“That's what's great about America: that our freedom of religion allows me to interpret the Bible exactly how it fits my worldview…

— Stephen Colbert

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

— Stephen Colbert

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she…

— Stephen Colbert

We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a…

— Stephen Colbert

We have this idea in our mind that there's a separation of church and state in America, which I think is a…

— Stephen Colbert

Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even,…

— Stephen Colbert

Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in…

— Stephen Colbert

This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by…

— Stephen Colbert

America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs…

— Stephen Colbert

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a…

— Stephen Colbert

Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way,…

— Stephen Colbert

President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's…

— Stephen Colbert

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for…

— Stephen Colbert

There is a residual sense for me, having grown up in the early '70s, that I did not know I had, which…

— Stephen Colbert

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love…

— Stephen Colbert