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Belief Quote by Stephen Colbert

“Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You…” quote by Stephen Colbert
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“Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.”

Stephen Colbert

About This Quote

Source TV Show: The Colbert Report, 2005‑2014

The satire highlights a simplistic view of political decision-making, suggesting leaders are unchanging while media merely transcribes their statements.

In simple terms: Political satire about media and leadership consistency.

Key Takeaway

Recognize nuance beyond slogans.

Themes

politics media leadership satire

Mood

cynical ironic

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • news reporting
  • campaign speeches
  • press briefings
  • public relations

Key Concepts

consistency messaging public perception

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does media shape perception of leaders?
  • Can leaders truly stay unchanged?
A Different Perspective

Oversimplifies complex decision processes.

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