Attention Quote by Stephen Colbert

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

— Joey Comeau

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be grateful you have a glass - your the only person that…

— Gurbaksh Chahal

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink.

— Hussein Nishah

Let's put it this way: the glass is half-empty, but the fact is, I can always get another drink

— Ville Valo

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

— Bill Cosby

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and grateful that there's something…

— Anonymous

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full... Be grateful that you have a glass and there is something…

— Anonymous

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, Is this glass half full? Or half empty? I…

— Babloo

I'm afraid my glass is no longer half full because I drank most of it.

— Lawrence Fagg

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

— Ellen DeGeneres

Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water.

— Mark Cuban