“doctor says u think too much,i said she lives in my mind too much !” — pratik nandgaonkar Copy Share Image
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“I take it this means that you had good news from the doctor?" "She says I shall live to be a hundred."… — Claire Cross Copy Share Image
“My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What? My head doctor says I'm not supposed to censor my thoughts. It's part of my therapy. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?"… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Fundamentalists who say they are not going to pay any attention to the charts are like a doctor who says he’s not… — Bruce Kovner Copy Share Image
When it comes to screening, a doctor who says Lets err on the side of caution, may actually err on the side… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was afraid they kept the hogs in a pen out behind the hospital. I've been prepared for surgery and the doctor… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says 'no,' then you find yourself a different doctor. There really… — Marie Osmond Copy Share Image
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
In very few situations is there only one test that could work or one protocol that must be followed. If your doctor… — Leana S. Wen Copy Share Image
“My father was a doctor,' she says, 'a very kind man. He died in the early '70s, relatively young.' She taps the… — Anna Funder Copy Share Image
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor:… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“My doctor says that, contrary to conventional wisdom, she doesn't believe our memories flag because of a drop in estrogen but because… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“You know this is wrong." It isn't a question. When he turns, White is still wrapped snug in the counterpane, motionless, just… — John T. Fuller Copy Share Image
“A father and his son are in a terrible car crash. The father is killed instantly—but the son survives, barely, his life… — Will Schwalbe Copy Share Image
“My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There is only 1 options left: ICU — Kand3n Copy Share Image
“Guy walks into the doctor’s office,” the clownish fool retorts, “says, ‘Doc, I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ ‘So,’ his doctor… — Jean Hegland Copy Share Image
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“When it comes to screening, a doctor who says ‘Let’s err on the side of caution,’ may actually err on the side… — Otis Webb Brawley Copy Share Image
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left¦ ICU…. Or… U C Me. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had… — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
“You want to just dump me in space?" My voice is low, but not for long. "It's not like I've done anything… — Beth Revis Copy Share Image
![“Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this! Go on, ask me anything; I'm on fire!” quote by Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7d/steven-moffat-2328_ask-me_rose-look-at-you-beaming-away-like-you-r_139153.png)
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