Penises Quote by Annalee Newitz

“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.”

— Rachel Robinson

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“Are you engineering my bondage setup?” Maddy asked, incredulous, before she burst into delighted giggles. “Oh, dove. I’ve had men say a lot of…

— Thea de Salle

“The males were equipped with double organs, sans testicles, each able to act independently and adjust its size and girth for optimum penetration.”

— Breanna Hayse

“One of the few times I’ve ever wished for a penis,” she said to Rae when the bartender stepped up to take the order…

— Julie James

“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to…

— Christina Lauren

“I memorized the maze of intricate blue veins beneath his skin. His dark pubic hair was coarse, but not completely unruly, like he'd trimmed…

— Whitney Bianca

“A woman with super long platinum blonde hair, a fake tan, injected bubble gum pink lips, and a large boob job came in. Phoebe…

— Sadie Grubor

“A guy must have owned you, and his wife probably wished you were upgraded with the right equipment to be in her bedroom. Did…

— Laurann Dohner

“Shit! I need to tell him about the other penises in my life.”

— B.J. Harvey

“Quetin: Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really…

— John Green

“There is a metal bar with two small balls, one at the top and one on the underside, in the end of his penis,…

— Kristen Proby