Quote by Superbad Download Open image “I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater” — Superbad ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater — Superbad Copy Share
“Thanks for cock blocking me.” I walked up to him, still naked and showing off my morning wood. “What are you my dick defender?”… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Why are you such a manwhoring asshole?” I asked, my face inches from his. “Why are you such a cockblocking priss?” he asked, and… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I was afraid you would deny me three times before your cock grows.” — David Burr Gerrard Copy Share Image
“And there's a cop over there." "What?" the boy said, glancing at the D.C. police officer that stood at the corner of the street, "You think that guy can do a better job protecting you than I can?" Actually, I thought Liz could have done a better job "protecting" me than he could, but instead I said, "No, I think… — Ally Carter Copy Share
“No matter what restraints you put on me, it won’t stop me from taking what I want, from driving deep and hard, stroking you… — Pepper Winters Copy Share Image
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass. — Blondie Copy Share Image
“I'm not fucking calling you a slut!" She took a step forward. "But if cocks had wings you'd be fucking airport.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Jake, I’m going to fuck you so hard that you’ll never want me to stop. I’m going to ruin you for any other man.… — Renae Kaye Copy Share Image
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad Copy Share Image
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth — Superbad Copy Share Image
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS… — Superbad Copy Share Image
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan — Superbad Copy Share Image
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun… — Superbad Copy Share Image
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