Quote by Superbad Download Open image “We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels” — Superbad ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant? — Martin Dansky Copy Share Image
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“It is better to see the cockcrow than to be a cock that cock-a-doodle-do.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. — Flavor Flav Copy Share Image
“A cockroach can not attend the meeting of chicken and be offered innocent.” — peter adejimi Copy Share Image
It would probably be a direct order, shape up your morale. And so he understands command. He understands how to delegate. And I think… — Steve King Copy Share Image
If we all could sound like we wanted to, we'd all sound like George Jones. — Waylon Jennings Copy Share Image
Jon Jones, grow up, bud. We're going to fight regardless of how you feel. And when we do, and I'm cutting the line, and… — Daniel Cormier Copy Share Image
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. — Superbad Copy Share Image
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. -Seth — Superbad Copy Share Image
Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS… — Superbad Copy Share Image
I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. -Evan — Superbad Copy Share Image
Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun… — Superbad Copy Share Image
