“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who’s given you head.” — shukyou Head Copy Share Image
“It turned out to be easy to know where he was, even if he didn’t know where he was going.” — shukyou Easy Copy Share Image
“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having… — shukyou Piss Copy Share Image
“He smelled like aftershave and the subway, though the former not in a good way, and the latter not in a bad… — shukyou Smell Copy Share Image
“Isaac paused and took a small breath. "I like you better than Saturn." "Wow," said Rick, "that's ... a pretty big deal.” — shukyou Big deal Copy Share Image
“Not everybody sucks my dick at the party and then acts like I killed their puppy!" (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Given Copy Share Image
“Really, you talk long enough to a blonde who wants to be a brunette, pretty soon, you stop talking self-image and send… — shukyou Blonde Copy Share Image
“I may not have much experience in psychological warfare, but I have two older brothers and am well-versed in the art of… — shukyou Art Copy Share Image
“In the warm night air, everything seemed warm to Rishi, which led to the logical conclusion that BT would probably be warm… — shukyou Air Warm Copy Share Image
“Camera shows a girl reach to spin it; it stops on a boy, and instead of kissing him, she says those three… — shukyou Brain cells Copy Share Image
“Such wonderful therapy for erectile dysfunction: get drunk, get a good night's sleep, and wake up with a naked, horny, beautiful young… — shukyou Sleep Copy Share Image
“It was at that moment Mike's voice -- "I found Elvis!" -- rang through the house. It was our code for 'I… — shukyou Time Copy Share Image
“There are some things which, by the very act of existing, negate the possibility of a benevolent God. Genocide. Child molesters. Snow… — shukyou Children Copy Share Image
“Though he'd never prided himself on the scope and magnitude of the organ in question, Rishi still found BT's ability to swallow… — shukyou Impressive Copy Share Image
“...A certain amount of clutter is expected. Hell, you find it everywhere. Cyphers on cereal boxes, fractals in sidewalk cracks, dead cats… — shukyou Clutter Copy Share Image
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he… — shukyou Mike Copy Share Image
“There's a rule in horror movies that says the last thing you want to do in a haunted house emergency is go… — shukyou Best friend Copy Share Image
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I… — shukyou Getting laid Copy Share Image
“It worked," said BT again. "Women, I get it now, I can see what the appeal is, I've passed all the tests… — shukyou Said Bt Copy Share Image
“Rick had told Isaac once that he didn't want to kiss girls, and Isaac had said that he didn't want to kiss… — shukyou Kiss Rick Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth… — shukyou Paying Attention Copy Share Image
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion… — shukyou Enough time Copy Share Image
“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I could feel his breath from between his parted lips, so I moved to seal them with my own, teaching him the… — shukyou Gaze Copy Share Image
“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is… — shukyou College Copy Share Image
“I like putting your penis in my mouth." He thought about this for a second, remembering the reading he'd done about it… — shukyou Fellatio Copy Share Image
“If you make that face every time you eat something you like, I'll have to sit you right in the kitchen next… — shukyou Bliss Copy Share Image
“To him, I was beautiful in the same way that water was wet or warmed air was ligher than chilled air, as… — shukyou Saying Copy Share Image
“He didn't even bother trying to justify himself to his internal medical ethical police -- he was guilty, pure and simple, of… — shukyou Ethical Copy Share Image
“Are we...?" he asked, gesturing to his penis, which was stiff and alert and had already answered his unfinished question with an… — shukyou Asked Copy Share Image
“No, we're definitely stuck to one another. You to me and me to you." "Even though I don't make sense?" Rick patted… — shukyou Make sense Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY… — shukyou Stupid Heart Copy Share Image
“Isaak's okay-list: 1)when other people do things that don't make sense; 2)when I want to do things that don't make sense to… — shukyou Failure Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't get a hypothetical patient's hopes up if I didn't think your research had a good hypothetical chance to help that… — shukyou Hope Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was… — shukyou Communicating Copy Share Image
“he says those three words:'Truth or Dare?' It wasn't Shakespeare, but it did the trick. The boy was Rodney,#58, wide receiver, and… — shukyou Brain cells Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions:… — shukyou Like Yelling Copy Share Image
“He put his right one over the top of Isaac's and placed one of his fingers between each one of Isaac's, until… — shukyou Copy Share Image
