“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is… — shukyou Football Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“...A certain amount of clutter is expected. Hell, you find it everywhere. Cyphers on cereal boxes, fractals in sidewalk cracks, dead cats… — shukyou Paying Attention Copy Share Image
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he… — shukyou Money Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions:… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“There are some things which, by the very act of existing, negate the possibility of a benevolent God. Genocide. Child molesters. Snow… — shukyou Children Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was… — shukyou Communication Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth… — shukyou Paying Attention Copy Share Image
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I… — shukyou Getting laid Copy Share Image
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion… — shukyou Enough time Copy Share Image
“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Not everybody sucks my dick at the party and then acts like I killed their puppy!" (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Isaac paused and took a small breath. "I like you better than Saturn." "Wow," said Rick, "that's ... a pretty big deal.” — shukyou Big deal Copy Share Image
“He smelled like aftershave and the subway, though the former not in a good way, and the latter not in a bad… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who’s given you head.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Rick had told Isaac once that he didn't want to kiss girls, and Isaac had said that he didn't want to kiss… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“He didn't even bother trying to justify himself to his internal medical ethical police -- he was guilty, pure and simple, of… — shukyou Philosophy Copy Share Image
“There's a rule in horror movies that says the last thing you want to do in a haunted house emergency is go… — shukyou Best friend Copy Share Image
“he says those three words:'Truth or Dare?' It wasn't Shakespeare, but it did the trick. The boy was Rodney,#58, wide receiver, and… — shukyou Brain cells Copy Share Image
“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having… — shukyou Playing football Copy Share Image
“I like putting your penis in my mouth." He thought about this for a second, remembering the reading he'd done about it… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“He put his right one over the top of Isaac's and placed one of his fingers between each one of Isaac's, until… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I may not have much experience in psychological warfare, but I have two older brothers and am well-versed in the art of… — shukyou Art Copy Share Image
“Camera shows a girl reach to spin it; it stops on a boy, and instead of kissing him, she says those three… — shukyou Brain cells Copy Share Image
