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“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It , a sequel to Mike Dies At The End” quote by shukyou — Download Open image

““I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It , a sequel to Mike Dies At The End ””

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