““It's one of those things that feels awesome at the time but feels so stupid when you talk about it later, like when you're jerking off to porn and five seconds after you come, you can't believe what the hell crap it was that just made you shoot your load. But he was there and my knees were touching my shoulders and it was all great. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It , a sequel to Mike Dies At The End ””
