Money Quote by shukyou
““Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever scared. Being scared required certain sensible parts of his brain I'd lay good money on his having been born without. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude, Don't Read It , a sequel to Mike Dies At The End ””