Quote by shukyou Download Open image ““Not everybody sucks my dick at the party and then acts like I killed their puppy!" (Jameson)”” — shukyou ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having a penis."… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I watched him suck on the bag and I shivered involuntarily at the sudden memory of Jameson’s fangs sliding into my neck. I vividly… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
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“Ten bucks says the virgin dies before the slut,” I said, taking a sip of my soda. “You’re on. Oh, hey, don’t go in… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good laugh. So,… — Jason Calloway Copy Share Image
“You came to a party, got drunk and got laid. Same as me. The minute you gave me more of you, I took it,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is so much… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY STUPID ENOUGH!"… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“...A certain amount of clutter is expected. Hell, you find it everywhere. Cyphers on cereal boxes, fractals in sidewalk cracks, dead cats who don't… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude,… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“There are some things which, by the very act of existing, negate the possibility of a benevolent God. Genocide. Child molesters. Snow boots with… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was someone they… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth and looked… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I could make… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion would stay… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image